Office by Alex Penny
My name is Amanda. My name is also common, screw you people.
I'm a nerd, and not usually in the cool way. Usually in the awkward way that doesn't go outside enough and makes jokes that no one else finds hilarious.
“Aww, you’re a wittle guy!”
submitted by forever-the-optimist
SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS POURED INTO THOSE JEANS.
ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR FACE STILL. DON’T LICK YOUR LIPS. GRACE UNDER PRESSURE.
… I WOULD RIDE THAT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL.
I WOULD BREAK THAT MAN IN HALF.
(via sierrabloggess)
(Source: myungsoo-anon, via the-absolute-best-posts)
GUYS
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES
OMG CLOUDS HAVE SHAPES
PEOPLE HAVE FACES
FROM FAR AWAY
RIDICULOUS
I thought I was the only one this happened to!
I seriously got FOUR art sets when I was twelve for Christmas. FOUR. I didn’t even know what to do with myself.
(Source: chicclarinetgeek, via crispin)
