Office by Alex Penny
My name is Amanda. My name is also common, screw you people.
I'm a nerd, and not usually in the cool way. Usually in the awkward way that doesn't go outside enough and makes jokes that no one else finds hilarious.
SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS POURED INTO THOSE JEANS.
ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR FACE STILL. DON’T LICK YOUR LIPS. GRACE UNDER PRESSURE.
… I WOULD RIDE THAT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL.
I WOULD BREAK THAT MAN IN HALF.
