There are always nitpicky things I don’t like about myself. I don’t like my eczema and I don’t like the fact that I have light acne triggered by stress. I think my nose is too big and I think it’s weird that I have teeth like my Dad’s.
Dad’s the one on the very left. Also this is one of the only pictures I could find of myself at that angle AND smiling. Thanks Matt Mallon! (also MattMallon I saved this file as “myteethandMM.jpg” and now I can’t stop laughing at it)
But ANYWAY. ANYWAY. Even though there’s a lot of shit i don’t like about the way I look, in general I find myself pretty sexy on the outside and often teetering on the brink of awkward, awesome and bitchy on the inside.
Since I must quantify myself, I think of myself as an 8.