Watching Liam play Arkham Asylum.
myonlycrime: Highlights include: ‘Shhhh, Good Batman, shhhh’ whenever he wasn’t meant to be seen ‘That MISTER The Bat to you dickweed!’ ‘Was that the bat single?’ And my personal favourite: ‘Can’t I just throw a Bat-meringue at him?’
Announcer: You could win.. a 2 liter of soda! Kids: Yaayy (applause)...– VBS at my church, announcing nightly prizes
I just sprayed a wasp and yelled, "NOT IN MY...
I love it when my parents are at work.
It's the "frequently bought together" section... →
Harry Potter Fact
potteraddicted: Hermione’s Patronus is an otter, J.K. Rowling’s favorite animal. Otters are known for their playfulness and intelligence. The otter also is in the same family as the weasel, which is the origin of the surname Weasley Ron’s Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which J.K. Rowling has said to have as a pet. Jack Russel Terriers are known for their loyalty and protectiveness, and...
So, I'm watching the HP marathon with my family...
Me: Harry what happened?
Hermione: Harry what happened?
Dad: How many times have you seen this?
Me: He was their friend and he betrayed them
Harry: He was their friend and he betrayed them
Mom: Shut up Chayla.
Me: HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!
Harry: HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU'RE RUINING THE MOVIE!
Me from my room: I hope he finds me, 'cause when he does, I'll be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him.
Harry: I hope he finds me, 'cause when he does, I'll be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him.
Mom and Dad: FFFFFUUUUUUU
That awkward moment when your phone autocorrects...
Reblog this so people know who you are
Name: Amanda Tumblr Name: themanda Nickname: Squirrel (Dad), Manda (only Hannah and Josh for some reason, I guess they’re lazy), Derp (Zach) Birthday: November 8th Status: Single-ish Random fact about you: I can lick my elbow! Because my tongue is weird long. Hobbies/Interests: Art, learning trivia (today - it’s possible to be allergic to semen, yes guys, even your own...
When friends come to visit me at work
Friend: Hey... could I have a... number eleven? Crispy?
I heard the explicit version of "You're Beautiful"...
And it was like, “… what… … oh you meant high literally. I kind of thought you were being metaphorical - like you were just really happy or really into random girl on the subway. But nope. You were just tripping balls.”
That awkward moment when you're still not entirely...
I am the laziest blogger
I scroll through tumblr like a BEAST. Once when I wake up, and once before I go to bed and if I have time, several times in the middle because once I didn’t do it for 72 hours and it took me 3 hours and 99 pages to get caught up. But I don’t post nearly as much as I read. And this is because I spend most of my time preparing to post. On July 14th I have a spam of 10 posts starting at...