November 2010
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So this is what happens when my dad hears Taylor...
Radio: "You were in college workin' part time waitin -"
Dad: "Noooo I wasn't. Iiii was plumbin'. Unstoppin' toilets. ... ... ... Plunge, plunge."
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My dog used to do this… only it was less enthusiasm and more confusion. Like, “WHO LEFT THIS HERE HRRRM BLUUURF WHOA THERE’S MORE I DON’T UNDERSTAND”
On releasing 300 doves indoors
Finn: Won't that get kind of.. messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them GLITTER, Finn.
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My boyfriend loves dicks
Okay, okay, more accurately he thinks that dicks are HILARIOUS. When I pointed out that “ridiculous” almost had “dick” in it he laughed and started using the word as often as possible… only spelling it “ridickulous”. I’m honestly not sure how he pees. I’m sure it is an internal struggle each time. Why am I making a tumblr post about this? GOOD...
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Words cannot describe
How very much I want this. It sucks having to rearrange an entire strip to plug in a DS charger or something. Also this is triangle shaped.
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THINKGEEK IS HAVING A SALE →
Excuse me while I go spend all of my money.
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Hey tumblr Hey whaaaat TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY
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My brain is broken. →
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My cousin just got engaged
And it’s adorable so I figured I’d share. Move along if you’re the kind of person that doesn’t like ooey-gooey romance, sunshine or cute puppies (you monster). How He Proposed: Joel brought me out on to the balcony to enjoy the view and we sat down on the rocking chairs to soak it all up.
He handed me two small cards and said he had wanted me to read them. One first,...
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“If someone gave me 20 bucks to stick an iced-pb and j sandwitch in my...”
– Zach (via Skype)
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I’M MAKIN’ A JACK O LANTERN
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For those of you not in the know, that is the, “DON’T POOP ON MY HEAD” face.
Because that happens. Birds can be huge douches.
